photo: Wikipedia
What is DaveOS exactly, you ask? It’s Dave’s OS… you know, his operating system. It’s Dave’s MS-DOS or Dave’s I-OS if Dave was a Mac instead of a PC. DaveOS is not to be confused with Davos (rhymes with ”have oats”). Davos is a ski resort in Switzerland. Dave has started a new tradition of spending an entire week with other like-minded Daves celebrating DaveOS while everyone who is not invited to DaveOS goes to Davos to avoid feeling left out.
It’s kind of like one of those clubs for baldheaded men (which Dave is not… Dave is whiteheaded and proudly got his first gray hair at 14 years old), or a club for guys with handlebar moustaches (which Dave also does not sport). If you’re not following Dave fully, think of it as a Star-Trek convention for Trekkies, but instead it includes Daveys… like Davey Crocket who was king of the wild frontier and no doubt was one of the first people to ski down a hill on hickory bark and probably invented the sport (which Dave loves more than a box of Swiss chocolates from Gump’s of San Francisco).
This year’s Davos attendees who were just not DaveOS’ cup of tea, will still receive the consolation prize of the Gump’s “Let Them Drink Cake” coffee mug as their parting gift. http://www.gumps.com/p/my-cup-of-cake?CatalogCategoryID=o7bAqAsLNF8AAAEx_64z9_OY . DaveOS itself is a Swag-Free-Zone similar to Geneva’s free trade zone for overpriced wristwatches and underhanded tax evasion.
When you join DaveOS online each year to discuss the So So DEF (Dave’s Economic Forum) not the So So WEF (World Economic Forum) you won’t even have to buy airfaire to a foreign country where corned beef sandwiches cost $25 plus you still get to sleep in your own bed. So sign up now for DaveOS 2013 by following @TradeWithDave on Twitter.com and you’ll get your exclusive invitation.
Just how exclusive will it be? Well, none of these people in the high-resolution photos at the link below will be invited… that’s just how exclusive Dave is and you don’t even need to be named Dave, you just can’t be a member of Soros Open Society because unlike Davos, DaveOS is closed to anyone without an internet connection… Davos is as Davos does (nametags not included).
http://publicintelligence.net/world-economic-forum-davos-2012-photos/
This post was not brought to you buy GUMPS of San Francisco who like George Soros are also celebrating The Year Of The Dragon: http://www.gumps.com/gifts#~gift-galleries|year-of-the-dragon





